If you smoke, you are a stupid asshole

Stupid, because only a stupid person would kill himself/herself while wasting his/her money.
Asshole, because in the meantime you are also poisoning others and the planet, as well as supporting an industry that tortures and murders millions of other beings every year to show a fact known by everybody: smoking kills.

I have this t-shirt that reads:  

SMOKING KILLS 

STUPID PEOPLE

Once, this bitch said to me: "It won't kill me then, because I'm intelligent". She said that while smoking. What to reply to a person who considers herself intelligent while breating in poison? Hm...

So, yeah, you all smokers, FUCK OFF. I hope you die of cancer (or any of the many other tobacco related diseases)  soon enough.

You are not cool, just stupid

TURN YOUR FUCKING FOG LIGHTS OFF WHEN IT'S NOT FOGGY, YOU IDIOTS

Stench

I understand that some people smell horrible. However, using artificial odours (deodorants, perfumes, etc.) to try to hide your disgusting smell just makes it even worse, particularly when you use huge amount of that stuff. People, stop spraying youself with that fucking disgusting crap before I puke on your face.
If you want to smell better, stop eating corpses.

Homosexual pride

Excuse me if I'm wrong, but I never heard anybody asking for toilets for homosexuals? No offense, it's just that I don't see why men and women have separate toilets even when lesbians keep going to the womens, and gays to mens. Doesn't make sense. Could it be that society believe that creating toilets for homosexuals would be close to discrimination? However, "normal" men and women aren't allowed to use the other sex toilets. Bizarre.
And hypocritical.

Getting old doesn't mean growing up

CAR TUNNING/MODIFIED VEHICLES

Stop showing the world how stupid you guys are